Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:             Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA:                  Here it is. TEACHER:             Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS:                 Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER:             John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN:                   You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER:             Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN:                  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER:              No, that's wrong GLENN:                  Maybe it si wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this kid) ____________________________________________ TEACHER:               Donald, what si the chemical formula for water? DONALD:                 H I J K L M N O. TEACHER:               What are you talking a bout? DONALD:                 Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER:              Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE:                 Me! ____________________________ ______________ TEACHER:             Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN:                   Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER:            Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I '. MILLIE:                 I is.. TEACHER:            No, Millie....... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE:                 All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER:            George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS:                  Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER:           Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON:                No sir, I don't have to, my Mom si a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER:           Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' si ex actly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE:               No, sir. It's the same dog.