Little Johnny

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone
who thinks they're stupid, stand up!" After a few
seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do
you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am,
but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that,
mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his
mother, who then began removing the cream with a
tissue. "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.
"Giving up?"

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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying
attention in class. She called on him and said,
"Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Little
Johnny quickly plied, "NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon
Network!"

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Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip
to their local police station where they saw pictures
tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted
person.
"Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very
badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why
didn't you keep him when you took his picture"

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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his
father. He watched as his father moved from horse to
horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs
and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny
asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father
replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to
make sure that they are healthy and
in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried! ,
said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."